Nature's a bitch

If you haven't heard by now, scientists have discovered a cure for cancer. This was just released on the ADF's (Adminastracion Drogas Federales de Mexico) website earlier today. There is a certain neurotoxin that had been discovered almost a century ago that has been found to kill cancer cells in the human body. This neurotoxin is called ditrycyclogene. Researcher's have been able to inject the neurotoxin into the cancer patient's blood stream and almost instantly kill all cancer cells in the patients body. Though Mexican doctors and researchers swear by this "curo milagro," American scientists are somewhat skepticle. Especially since not only does ditrycyclogene kill cancer cells, it also kills it's host... yes, the patient. Oh well Mexico, back to the laboratory. Sorry Brittany.

Picture of Cancer Patient Brittany