Amazing Nature

This is amazing. I have just learned of a true living faun. Fauns are half goat half human beings. These creatures come into existance when humans and goats copulate. Apparently in this case the mother of this faun, she was camping and squating in the bushes to urinate and came into contact with some goat "seed." The woman was shocked to find out that she was pregnant because her husband was infertle. For months the husband accused the wife of infedelity. When the first ultrasound came back the couple was shocked to see goat legs where little cute baby legs should be. They soon realized that it must have been that camping trip they took that caused this to happen. The husband noticed while pitching their tent that there were a lot of male goats around. The couple decided to raise their son as human, though he had many problems in school. You know, being called Goat-boy, and Goaty, and Half boy half goat thing, and well you get the picture. The male goat has partial custody and Jimmy (the faun) stays in the woods with his father every other weekend and every Wednesday.

Jimmy Santaro age 14