I'm sure that many a wife out there would be interested in this study. While on vacation in Perth, Western Australia, I ran into an old colleague of mine from med school, Dr. Dorien Mendleson. Dr. Mendleson told me about a study that they were conducting at the Perth College of Science and Medicine on the possible corrolation between snoring and flatulance. Dr. Mendleson explained to me that they have found evidence that suggests that the breathing patterns in people that snor allow more air to travel into the diggestive system. When food particles mix with that air they form the gas most humans expell from their bodies everyday (even though many of my ex-girlfriends claim "gross, of corse I don't fart!). Dr. Mendleson concludes that since most heavy snorers are men, in turn the most flatulant people are males. Case solved ladies!
